Well, it seems my quote from last week didn't go over too well (even though it was hilarious). Many of my favorite moments this week were visual - Phil tearing off his fake mustache then doubling over in pain, and Jay rubbing his butt on some stranger in the locker room, but I'll have to award my quote of the week to the townsfolk at the town meeting on 'Parks and Recreation'. They were there to discuss whether the town should sell some unhealthy energy bars at local vending sites. These are a few of the comments:
Townsperson #1: If sugar's bad, how come Jesus made it taste so good?
Townsperson #2: But isn't all food bad for you? I've been eating lasagna and muffins every day of my life for 40 years and I feel terrible.
Townsperson #3: What's so bad about corn syrup. It's natural. Corn's a fruit. Syrup comes from a bush.
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Those are funny...and do have to ask, WHAT IS SO BAD ABOUT CORN SYRUP??? I LOVE it!
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