I wasn't gonna post one this week, but then right at the end of the episode, Sue stormed in with these words and I just couldn't resist:
"Schuster, I'll need to see that set list for Sectionals after all. And I want it on my desk warm from the laminator at five pm. And if it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty-cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty-cat. And then on some dark cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."
That is just fantastic.
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I am becoming quite fond of the saying, "punch you in the face."
When someone says that, it paints such a vivid picture in my mind. Like I can hear the contact of the closed fist in my head. It's great.
My favorite quote from Sue is "I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. Walked in on my parents once and it was like seeing two walruses wrestling."
That is a good one! She is awesome.
By the by, you should add quotes from Community as well because it's pretty stinkin' funny. I like Professor Duncan.
And Senor Chang.
I forgot about your last entry. Pay no attention to my entries. I'm part retard, you know.
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