Since I try not to feed the Hollywood Machine that churns out horrible movies and since i try not to judge things I haven't seen, I just want to reiterate what I posted previously: DO NOT SEE 'OLD DOGS'!!!
Here are some of its 'glowing' reviews:
Old Dogs does to the screen what old dogs do to the carpet. It's unfortunate that only the latter can be taken out and shot. - Kyle Smith (New York Post)
There's something in the way that Old Dogs is brazenly, proudly lazy that makes it truly reprehensible - Katey Rich (CinemaBlend.com)
There are some experiences no one should be subjected to even in the name of science. It may be that forced viewing of this film has been outlawed by the Geneva Convention. - James Berardinelli (ReelViews)
A great opportunity to gather family members you clearly think are stupid. -
Matt Pais (Metromix.com)
If Old Dogs were a person, I would stab it in the face. -
Drew McWeeny (HitFix)
I'm very pleased this movies is getting trashed by critics (8% on RottenTomatoes.com - the source of the above quotes), but I fear that moviegoers will make it the hit it doesn't deserve to be. Everybody stand up with me and say "NO MORE!!"
2 comments:
When we go to see New Moon, we're really going to take you to Old Dogs. Come one Derek, give a dog a bone.
That should say come on...not come one...you get the point.
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