Real Life Quote of the Week

As a woman gets older and approaches menopause her periods usually get a little out of whack. Today in the clinic, one such patient described her periods: "Sometimes they're normal, sometimes its just light spotting and some months its like I'm bleeding cats and dogs"

TV Quote of the Week

There's not much on these days, so this blog feature will probably stop after next week's season finale of Glee. I chose this quote in honor of the dirty vaginas I see every day:

"You know for me, trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them, but they just keep coming. You know why? Sue Sylvester has hourly flare-ups of burning, itchy, highly contagious talent." - Sue (Glee)

Runner-up:
"That's what they said about a young man in Chicago in 1871 who thought he'd play a harmless prank on the dairy cow of one Mrs. O'leary. He successfully ignited its flatulence and a city burned, William. That young terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln" - Sue (Glee)

(By the way, I want to encourage everyone to watch the reruns of Parks and Recreation. Its the funniest sitcom on TV, yet no one watches it. They did renew it for another season, but it won't be starting until midseason, which makes me nervous. I hope we can avoid another Arrested Development disaster and keep it on the air.)