Monday, March 30, 2009

The Pond

Right down the street from my house there is a pond,



Where there are lots of exotic birds,



and one alligator.



Its also where I see lots of turtle orgies, but I don't have a picture of that (yet).

Sunday, March 22, 2009

New Nephew #2



This is my newest nephew, Preston. My sister Robin had him a couple weeks ago. This is the only picture I have of him so far. I'll try to get more. Plus now I have another niece or nephew on the way (Lu is pregnant again - they like to space their kids out by 5 or 6 years)

New Nephew #1







This is Tustin, my nephew. He was born all the way back in October, but I just decided to steal some pictures of him off of my sister-in-law's blog (Sara) and put them on my blog cause I like them so much.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Accident Report

Someone tried to assassinate Blue Betty in the Bi-Lo parking lot today. She survived the attempt but did sustain some injuries.




I've never been in an accident before. I stopped to pick up some lunch on the way back from the clinic and as I was driving through the parking lot some girl in a Ford Explorer backed into me. Stupid Chinese food. My fat body was telling me I didn't need it, but my fat head wanted it. Now without my beautiful super-glossy light-blue exterior how will I entice old ladies into my car. I fear the Metamucil and hard candies won't be enough.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

McNugget Follow-up

McDonald's issued a statement in regards to my previous post. Here's my favorite part:

"We want to correct our mistake. We will be sending the customer her refund, along with an invitation to return for her original order, on us. We never want to disappoint a McNuggets fan or any McDonald's customer. Customer satisfaction is our top priority."

Nobody wants to disappoint a McNuggets fan.